Let’s just be friends. Most relationships end this way. But what do you do when that’s how it starts? Lately, I’ve become very close friends with a guy named Doggy Style. We do everything together. …
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The Kiss That Cracked Me…Up
On Sunday, my world stopped. Time became crystalline. Motion ceased. I pulled off the road into a Sunoco station and cried without mercy. Here’s the part where I tell you, readers, that a lot of…
The Vomitwire
BY: 27swf Two weeks ago, I binged. Hard. I kept going and going, unable to stop. I grabbed for more, trying desperately to satiate myself. But the more I clamored, the more I thirsted for…
Young Tom Hanks
BY: 27swf A wise woman once told me men always come in pairs. And she’s never failed to be correct (until you’re in a monogamous relationship, of course, and then hopefully it’s just the two…
Doggy Style, Part II…or the lack thereof…
With the release of “No Strings Attached” two weeks ago, I began contemplating all the friends I’ve had sex with in my life. I realized that most all these incidences started just around when I…
Investments. Profits. ROI. Capital. Industry.
Are you lost yet? Business lingo is the best/dumbest. If you use these words, you are a tool, but you probably make a lot of money. I do all this business bashing, but sometimes we…
Doggy Style
For the first time in months, I’m seeing someone. He (let’s call him “D”) is attractive, he actually reads books (ones with more words than pictures) and he’s heterosexual (I live in LA…this is something…
27swf Joins the Party
Howdy friends. 27swf here, guest blogger extraordinaire coming to you semi-live from sunny California. I’m stoked to be on this blog, musing about the death of love, the future of women in film and my…
