I’m very close to buying my mom an eHarmony subscription, account, dealio. The woman has been single for…25 years. I am 25 years old. You do the math. (I only give you easy problems) I…
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Peace, at last
I was complaining a couple weeks ago because I couldn’t get my Zen on, but something happened last week that blew my mind. Another text, but this one was different. I was so…grateful. I guess…
A Passage from Thich Nhat Hanh’s book: True Love
At this point in my life, I’m not a particularly religious person, but I found this passage to be very relaxing and an all too needed reminder to be aware of my self and be…
Lather, rinse, repeat…leave me alone MF
I thought it was clear. But obviously it wasn’t. Last night this happened (notice the name he has acquired…that’s not Photoshopped, my friends). OK. So, was my last email interaction with him not clear? How…
Motherfuckin’ orange Honda Element
This is how I feel. Fuck the Honda Element and (especially) fuck the orange one. My loathing of a silly car may seemingly come from nowhere, but I assure you there is a reason. MF…
Happy Heart
My trip to a small town named Big Spring is officially over. My grandma is officially 85 and I am officially reflecting. I got back yesterday afternoon and poured myself out of the car after…
Too Cool to Care
Trying to maintain The Vow I’ve adopted this “I don’t care” attitude. I mean, I still dress up and take showers…so I care. I suppose. But I mean, my attitude is different. I don’t want…
The “In-Loves”
I realized last night that some of you may be in love right now. And despite my angsty Fiona-Apple-attitude towards the matter, I realized I may not be completely fair to love. And who wants…
